dearestwatson:

good date ideas:

• exploring the catacombs underneath Paris
  
• walking through abandoned subway stations
• summoning a ghost
• professing your love on the wild and windy moors
• getting lost in a hedge maze

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

• Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile
• Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette
• Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open 
• Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money
• The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before

WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

• The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.
  

adding this to the post for posterity:

• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fake Nude Photos Debunked By Foot Fetishist
  

im going insane

• Toby Fox calls out MatPat for using Undertale as a clickbait crutch and for refusing to source indie games he shows off
  
• Tumblr Blog dedicated to reviewing and insulting McMansions is evidently getting archived by the Library of Congress 

just playing catchup. zero days have passed since the creation of this post. 

• Bungie regains independence from Activision and retains publishing rights for Destiny
  

catsbeaversandducks:

M Y C H I L D R E N

By Hannah Hillam

tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

garrettauthor:

artielu:

ppaction:

all the feels

Look what happens when young people vote!!!

Maybe we can break 100 democratic congresswomen in 2020!

This is what happens when you vote.

Vote. Always.

macross-82:

02_bake

peepuddle:

healthgothmom:

formergod:

@peepuddle

counterpurrs:

I just wanna be cute and have money for tattoos

clevermanka:

So today I learned about the existence of Border Leicester sheep. You’re welcome.

typecozey:

typecozey:

I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably

This is the one that kills me

bearmagus:

entropytea:

what the…

A jouch?

Or, if you prefer - a jofa?

Oh good there’s matching chairs. 

Jairs.

What the-

WHY?!

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